Tiger Woods hasn't won anything in a while. He hasn't won since the world found out what a playa he was. Didn't anyone ever tell all those people who were offended by Tiger's actions that they shouldn't be a playa hater. Look, Tiger Woods has been the most dominant person in our culture: He's the best at what he does by a mile, and he fucked 23 girls a night. If that doesn't make you the man I don't know what does. Sure, he was married, but that was only because Nike and Gatorade made him. They should have just kept letting Tiger be Tiger. The reason he's no good anymore at golf is because he's not being himself. Tiger, let me tell you this: you've earned it. You're not married anymore, so go fuck everything that walks again. Be the man again. Win again. Tiger Woods makes golf somewhat exciting and watchable. He's just so good, and needs to be that good again. I never once was disappointed in Tiger, until he slipped to number 3 in the world. In order for him to be number 1 again, he needs to get back into the game: the pussy game. Then he'll tear shit up again and all will be right with the world.
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