Nerf Guns

Nerf Guns have always been cool.  From the first time we got our first Nerf gun we were enthralled by its ability to shoot a dart about 20 feet and stick to a wall or hit someone in the eye.  Forgoing the eternal nuisance that is post-Nerf war, shooting Nerf guns are incredibly fun.  We used to think that this following example was pretty much the tits.

But this past Christmas Break, while at a visit to Walmart, I realized how far little old Nerf guns had come.  

What the fuck? Where was this monster when I was a kid?  Nerf guns like this one are the norm these days.  They have sniper rifles and Gatling guns, they have flashlights and scopes.  They have guns that can shoot like 300 darts a minute.  They even have some which look like a weird flashlight briefcase but actually fold into a gun for a sneak attack (but only huge nerds have that gun).  Essentially, Nerf Guns these days are approximately 1000 times better than the ones we had.  If I could time travel and I brought this Gatling gun back to say 1996, I would be the king of the street.