In a takeoff of the Unknown Fratstars segment I’d like to start profiling, GDIs from surprising sources. My first subject is none other than Ryan Reynolds in the titular role of Van Wilder. Van Wilder is definitely a huge GDI, who people think is cool even though he sucks. Yea college is awesome, but don’t go for seven years you fucking lazy dumb-ass. At most you make a victory lap for a fifth year, and then do what most successful, and not retarded people do and go to grad school, that’s how you get your seven years of college without being a fucking geed master. Also being 25 and hitting on freshman at college is really cool, and not sketchy. Van Wilder deserves to be put on the National Sex Offender Registry; I guess that makes him pretty cool. Also his two friends are huge fags, one is a black kid who bleaches his hair and shit, and one works in the Obama administration. Wow, those are two cool guys that I definitely want to hang out with, might as well join up with Kenny G and Dave Matthews. Also this movie makes guys in fraternities look really shitty and like fags, which I personally take offense to. In conclusion, if you love Van Wilder, than you should rethink your life because it means you like being a lazy fuck, bleached hair, and Obama. Do you want to be associated with any of those things?
Oh by the way, he jerks a dog off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfLPnN_YMMM
This goes for all other movies that have taken the idea and featured some student who's been in school for way too long
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