Tuesday, October 11, 2011

In defense of Charlie Kelly

As Charlie, from Always Sunny, has recieved no votes so far in the recent poll, I would just like to write a post to remind you why Charlie is such a great character. Charlie does not have many of the qualities praised on this site, like frattyness, cleverness, or really any redeeming qualities, he is still hilarious. Keep in mind that Charlie is actually illiterate, which could not be more funny in the situations he gets himself in. Charlie also loves dressing up for shit, which Donaghy Estates enjoys, and I am sure Charlie would be great at attending theme parties. There isn't really much to say other than that Charlie makes the show, and he is the ultimate wildcard. Also charlie working at a school as a janitor and being called the professor is so ridiculous. Who doesn't want that nickname.
Whats with your outfit man?
http://officebabble.blogspot.com/2011/08/top-5-male-comedy-tv-characters.html, also this is hilarious because it is our poll summed up, but with very different results

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Ryan Fitzpatrick: from the onion

Hilarious

Arrested Development Redux

For those of you who haven't heard, Arrested Development is trying to come back for one last special season before a movie is made. This is the best news ever considering that this is one of the best shows ever. And if you haven't watched this show, its about time you stop being a dumb ass and get with the times. I am not sure if there are better characters out there in television than Gob Bluth or Tobias Funke, more on that later, but I just hope this show is picked up and they carry on where they left on with hilarious wit and innuendo. For now we should all just do the chicken dance with our hermanos in Portugal, which is in South America.


I've made a huge mistake

It's For You

Monday, October 3, 2011

Solving Problems

I haven't posted in a while. Sorry for partying. I'm watching Monday Night Football watching Painter put his best foot forward in a tough situation. This reminds me of living in a frat house. Everyday we wake up and are faced with difficult problems and have to solve them as best we can. For instance, when we first moved in we had mold on our shower curtains, since common knowledge told us that mold is bad we threw them out. Since that day a month ago we have been living without shower curtains. Are they difficult to get, no. Are they a hassle to get, maybe, we haven't tried. But it has not impacted our lifestyle at all. I've come to embrace it because I'm only going to be able to live like this for so long so I might as well enjoy it. I will say that one lifestyle choice I will never give up is shopping at thrift stores, they are the greatest places to shop in the world, I'm always amazed people still shop at real stores, for any parties in the know I found a Rings End Lumber shirt at a thrift store in New Orleans the other day, I bought it because of how amazed I was by it being there. You always find the best things at the thrift store for way cheaper than you could find them anywhere else. Also does anyone on earth know what 'Grantland' is, the thing that always has commercials on espn. It seems like it could be cool, but I also  have no idea what it is about.

Black out song: Wagon Wheel

I would just like to congratulate Wagon Wheel for winning the latest poll and being the supreme song to sing while under the influence to end a night. It is very important to always remember that while singing any of the songs from the poll, but especially wagon wheel that the floor is lava and you must search for elevated surfaces to protect your feet.

Cold War Politics

"Obama Fried Chicken" is the latest fast food craze in China. These restaurants are popping up all over the place. Hilariously racist, but also this is what China thinks of us and our stupid president. This is an attack from the government, since they are Communists and control business. It just goes to show the Cold War is still alive and well. You may have won win this battle China, but see you in January 2013, when the US will start kicking your ass again.
He would have never let this happen. Fuck you China