Fratty Light: Helping white college students dance since Jesus

As the resounding champ of the cheap beer poll, all of us from The Alcohall would like to give a congratulations to Natural Light. Obviously, it is the prefered beer of cool collegians across the nation, and is way better than keystone, if you like keystone then get your GED and come to college, fag. Natty Light has been giving students liquid courage to launch into crazy, but most likely awesome endeavors for years, without Natty Light would you have played snow football for four hours in 15 degree temperatures? No, Would you have climbed on top of the bar and started dancing like an idiot? No. Would you get arrested for peeing in public during mardi gras? Of course not. So here is to you Natty Light for giving white kids hope to do whatever they want in the four glorious years of college. Also in your honor we are changing the layout of the bottom of the page to suit all readers, who awarded Natty Light with their favorite cheap beer. Cheers