In the second edition of “Unknown Fratstars” I would like to profile the best player from possibly the greatest sports movie franchise in history, Adam Banks from the Mighty Ducks. If you disagree with this being the best sports franchise then I challenge you to find a better one, and when you don’t fuck you. Adam, Cake Eater, Banks is clearly the frattiest player on the team and always the best player, in D3 he is on varsity while the rest of the ducks are on JV. In D1, Banks was moved to the Ducks from the perennial powerhouse, Hawks, after his rich neighborhood was redistricted in by the gerrymandering mayor. Since then, Banks has been the best player on the team, and the man. When he first moved to the ducks, Banks was made fun of my his GDI teammates, most of which were replaced in D2. In D2, he is also worried about scouts in the stands, which his less talented teammate and overall fag in the first two movies, Charlie Conway can’t understand. Cake Eater knows he is going to be a pro player which is something someone who is not a frat star and has no ambition can’t understand. What also makes Banks a Fratstar is that he plays injured, and practices in his driveway while wearing a yellow polo. Most importantly, Cake Eater has great frat lettuce which he wears to perfection. I just wish that they had made a Mighty Ducks 4 (The college years) so we could fully see how fratty banks would get, and how many sorostitutes would be getting the triple deke.
Go to 2:49 to watch Banks dominate
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