The Great White Hope

With the success of the New England Patriots this year, and especially with the resurgence and dominate performance of Peyton Hillis of the Cleveland Browns, the white skill position player is back in the NFL. Danny Woodhead, for the Patriots, and Hillis were starters at the running back position, I think the last time two white running backs started in the same week was probably around the same time Nixon was having people break into Watergate. But to add to the successes of Woodhead and Hillis, Wes Welker had another dominate year and players like Brandon Stokley are still contributing to the super-bowl bound Seahawks, (that’s for you cool pants). This season has truly inspiring for all white football players and white culture, I think all readers can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that now we will never have to lie to our sons when they say they want to be a running back or wide receiver in the NFL, because they can. Now what would be truly remarkable is if someone can emulate my childhood hero, Jason Sehorn, and become a white cornerback, that would really the biggest achievement in white culture since Larry Bird won the NBA MVP, and don’t give me that shit about Steve Nash, he is a Canadian and a faggot. In this time in American society when, the biggest position in white culture, the president, is in the hands of a black man, we can finally have white running backs winning a battle against oppression with every carry and every touchdown

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Jason Sehorn: THE MAN