It is the playoffs folks. The best time of the year is upon us. This weekend we have seven great teams, 3 great games, and the fucking Seattle Seahawks. But The Alcohall has already been over the Seahawks, so no need to dwell on a negative subject. Here are my not expert at all picks for Wild Card Weekend.
Seahawks vs. Saints 4:30pm on NBC
The Seahawks win this one…if the Saints all kill themselves for being in the depressing shit hole that is Seattle. Now that would be a great home field advantage. Unfortunately for them, I just don’t see that happening. Saints win it, 74-0
Jets vs. Colts 8pm on NBC
This game could be the best one of the weekend. Does Mark Sanchez still have an arm? Do the Colts still have a defense? Does Austin Collie still have a head? These questions will all be answered, as will Rex Ryan’s excuse for why the Jets lost. Colts win it, 23-13
Ravens vs. Chiefs 1pm Sunday on CBS
An appendix isn’t the only thing Matt Cassel will have lost this season, but a playoff game too. As much of a surprise as the Chiefs were this season, the biggest surprise of all would be them beating the Ravens. Ravens win it, 17-10
Packers vs. Eagles 4:30pm Sunday on FOX
The Packers should’ve been better than 10-6 this year. The Eagles should’ve been worse than 10-6. Michael Vick and the Eagles got away with murder in the Meadowlands a few weeks ago, although that’s not the first time Vick has committed murder. Aaron Rodgers is going to have a monster game, but so will Vick. I can see this going either way. Packers have won two in a row, Eagles have lost two in a row (should be 3). Packers win it, 38-34
Great article and good insight on your picks, I just hope the seahawks get rammed in the ass, even though they will probably like that
ReplyDeleteI like the picks, good work. Nice shoutout to Austin Collie. Fantasy football WR MVP as far as I am concerned, he did work in just a half when I needed to beat the BE to make it to the finals.
ReplyDeleteAgainst popular opinion, I must say that I want the Seahawks to win. They may not deserve to be in the playoffs but if they beat the champs, that is funny shit. Just like the Cardinals did two years ago, "they're the team to beat." Go fucking seahawks, even if it is looking bleak right now
When I read this article half of your picks were already wrong, maybe you should lay off the predictions while you're drunk. Good people bet money on what you say.
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