In no way should the Seahawks been allowed to make the playoffs, this is like the NFL condoning losing. This is like they picked the second coolest person in the French club and sent him to Paris, (Obviously the French club is for losers, who the fuck speaks French anymore) But it is even worse is that they didn’t even pick the coolest loser, the Rams who had a better record; they picked the second coolest loser. And I don’t care if this has never happened before and this is some kind of anomaly, because Seattle sucks ass. The city itself brings about only gay things, Starbucks, Eddie Vedder,(who made the sound track for Into the Wild a really stupid movie about a moron who was dumb enough to live outside in Alaska in the winter, and if you like this movie you are also a moron) and the worst of all Kenny G. Also, they have the ugliest uniforms in the league, a combination of lime and puke green, who designed these Stevie Wonder? And they were lead by two quarterbacks, one looks like fucking Krillin from Dragon Ball Z, and one looks like Charles Manson. Plus their best receiver was cut by Detroit; no further explanation is needed there. The Seahawks only redeeming quality is that Marshawn Lynch is on the team, that guy is ridiculous and hilarious, and has transformed from Buffalo to Seattle, two incredibly shitty cities, next stop for him must be Cleveland or Detroit. I hope it rains in Seattle, which is does all the time and that sucks, because they have a home playoff game, also a joke. And if this list doesn’t make you hate the Seahawks, then you probably shouldn’t read anymore articles.
Krillin and Hasselbeck
Charles Manson and Charlie Whitehurst
Somewhat Redeeming Marshawn Lynch Videos
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