In Defense of the Miami Heat

As one of the best bloggers around today, as rated by Internetbuzz.com, I was happy to leave my old blog and take my talents to The Alcohall. Because, at the end of the day, I would prefer to dominate the internet with a team of fellow all-stars, instead of dominate alone.  Who wouldn’t? This is why LeBron, D-Wade, and this raptor, all teamed up. So they could be like Kobe and do work. Only do more dominant work. But ever since LeBron made his decision, everyone turned on him. Was it a dick move to Cleveland? Yes. Is LeBron a total douche? Completely. And I get that no other NBA superstar ever left their team when they weren't winning- even though LeBron's Cavs were the best team in the league for several years. This is why LeBron is so stupid, he had all the pieces in Cleveland, he just couldn't win when it mattered. The Heat still have to prove this.  But as of now, they’re running shit. They’ve won 18 of their last 19. The below picture:

INSANE. They look badass. It is the best picture. Ever. D-Wade's like: "What? Oh, that. Deal with it." And LeBron is just making it look easy. LeBron makes rape look easy. The Heat are tearing the NBA apart. They’re taking all the other teams to the back alley and ripping their asses apart. You can’t not respect just how good they are. Personally, I don’t like the Heat. I don’t like GayBron. But I respect their dominance. So for all the cry babies who whine about LeBron and the Heat, stop it. You sound gay. When they end up not winning in the Finals, because LeBron isn't clutch, then you can hate on LeBron for that. But right now, the Heat are being beasts. Respect it.