I present to you the first article in what is to become a regular column: Life Lessons. What's the cheeky and fun part you say? They're life lessons from our favorite movies.
1) Always befriend (or at least be nice to) the crazy guy, it'll help you in the end.
This one comes from the ever-inspirational Billy Madison. In Billy's quest to redeem himself and keep the company out of evil Eric's hands, he must apologize to the kids he bullied in high school. On his list is the crazy Steve Buscemi. In the end, Buscemi comes and shoots Eric in the butt when he is threatening to kill Billy after failing to describe business ethics. You never know when some weirdo is going to go crazy so it's best to have him on your side when he/she does. It might just save your ass.
2) Never put twinkees on your pizza
Jump to 5 minutes into it and behold the glory. This is what happens when you catch the crazy new owner of your camp in a abandoned mine shaft. But even crazy parties can have their price. What these Camp Hope kids learned is a very valuable lesson: never put twinkees on your pizza. Quite simply, you'll wake up and feel terrible afterwards because naturally you'd only do this while you're hammered. So you'll be hungover and be full of a disgusting mix of tasty treats.
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