In this edition of Shut the Fuck Up I can't help but calling out car insurance commericials, two in particular. The superbowl and then the subsequent two weeks are quite possibly the best possible time for advertising. Every company is trying to one up the other and creativity reigns high. But there are two companies that I just hate: Progressive and State Farm. Progessive's advertising revolves around this ugly and annoying bitch named Flo who just talks shit to people and is way too excited about jack shit. I literally hate her, how she got famous is beyond me. Many of my friends said that they would have dirty, angry sex with her and I see where they are coming from. I have even heard one who said they would dump on her chest. That is probably how she got the job, some ad exec took a dump on her chest. The other one that i probably hate more is the state farm guy. What fucking ethnicty are you? Are you native american, mexican, asian? I don't fucking get it, you only got famous because you put other on your fucking application. Plus in one commercial you just interrupt a woman the entire time, show some fucking respect. Maybe in China where you bind women's feet this would be cool, but in America you can fucking grow up. In conclusion, Flo and dumbass guy from State farm please Shut the Fuck Up.
This picture gives me nightmares
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