This is going to be the first of a regular segment on The Alcohall where we profile fratty guys from unlikely sources. The first of these will be of Lt. Johnny Rico from the 1997 Starship Troopers, for those of you who haven’t seen this movie it is a truly great action movie that makes an even better drinking game. Those rules will be discussed later, but first we have to go over the qualities that make Rico a true fratstar. First off, he has a very masculine jaw line and is irresistible to women. In one movie he manages to bang Denise Richards, then moves into the rare hot red headed girl, and then saves Denise Richards and bangs her again. Furthermore he is a football star, capable of doing flips over people for touchdowns; he makes it look like he isn’t trying at all, but still dominates everyone, which is a pillar of fratstardom. He is also able to become the leader of his company of soldiers and hazes the shit out of them, despite earlier being whipped for a guy under his command getting shot in the face, they gave him a pass on that because the guy was fucking stupid and deserved it. In conclusion, Rico is the fucking man and is a fratstar, just watch the movie and you’ll know what I’m talking about, and also play the drinking game to these rules.
1. Everytime you see boobs or ass
2. Everytime a limb is blown off either human or bug
3. Everytime NPH is seen on screen
4. Everytime an Asian is seen
5. Everytime “you would like to know more”
6. Finally, everytime they use the words “roughnecks” either Razcaks or Ricos
Johnny Rico
Hot Red Head
Movie Trailer
Video evidence of how awesome Rico is
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