Friday, April 8, 2011

Ricky Fowler

I don't even know which to title this: You like him, Suprising Geeds, or Shut the Fuck Up because they are all true. For those of you who don't know who Ricky Fowler is, he is just a total majd and jabroni. He could be cool because he is a young American golfer who is really good, and could be hopes for Americans in a time where the world is dominating the rankings. But this guy just fucking sucks, he thinks he is too fucking cool and he stood up to Augusta National about them making him turn his hat around. If you talk shit about Augusta than you are jabroni of the century, it is the single most fratty and American institution in the world. But back to Ricky Fowler, this guy is sponsored by Puma and wears single color outfits with his hat backwards. But not only is his hat backwards, but it is also a flat bill. Its just sad because he has so much potential to be a hero to Americans and Alcohall readers, but instead he becomes loathed and I am forced to write this article.
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Rickie-Fowler-gets-a-lesson-in-Augusta-National-?urn=golf-wp563
article about Augusta National

If this picture doesn't make you dislike him, you are probably in the wrong place

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