Thursday, January 6, 2011

Facebook Decorum Part 1

I think that possibly the single most annoying thing on facebook is people who update their status’s about going to the library, for instance a post like, “Has a date with (insert name of person who library is named after) so much funnnnnnn!” or something along the lines of, “been at library for ten hours, kill me…….”. There are so many things wrong with these that I don’t even know where to begin. But mainly it is, who the fuck cares? If I wanted to know where you were I would have texted you or something, you don’t have to announce to the whole world that you are fucking stupid and have to study for extraordinarily long hours, and also shouldn’t you be studying in the hour you spend on facebook thinking of some creative thing to make your status, most of. And someone equally if not dumber than you will comment on your status, which will lead you to spend more time with an uncreative retort. Overall, this is just a big waste of time for everyone involved. It’s just another stupid update in my homepage which prolongs the search for a girl’s newly updated facebook albums for us all to creep through. In conclusion, do us all a favor and don’t update your statuses about going on dates with old, dead men. It is a simple request.

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