Unknown Fratstars VI

In this edition of "Unknown Fratstars" I'd like to profile quite possibly the frattiest man alive, Guy Fieri. For those of you who don't know who that is, he is the guy in the Chilis commercials who makes shitty food for that restaurant. He also has a show on the food network that probably no one watches. But really what makes Guy Fieri so cool is his look. Some people have a look and can pull it off to perfection, and he is one of them. Whether it be the bleached blonde, spiked hair, or the sweat bands, he can do it and he can do it fratty.  The other thing about guy fieri that makes him truly fratty is his facial hair. Its perfectly groomed and every waitress at Chilis bangs him when he stops in to try Cajun Sea scallops with the never ending Tortilla chips. Plus you really can't discount the shirts he wears, no they aren't vineyard vines or polo, they are probably Walmart brand, and who ever said that wasn't fratty? I certainly didn't, and yes Donaghy Estates I have seen your zombie. So tonight when you you all start drinking, toast it to Guy Fieri, George Lopez, and Madtv, all things are very fratty and cool. Happy April Fools Day

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