The Alcohall Sells Out

For those astute readers who have noticed the new ads all over the blog, let me begin by saying that we're not sorry. The Alcohall is a fan of capitalism and we've officially sold out. We're proud to say we're now simultaneously supporters of both Christians mingling and Mormons (two of our largest advertisers).

The real reason we've decided to throw our lot in with online universities and weird health insurance companies (to name a few more) is a good reason though, something every reader can no doubt agree with: to party. Look, the sole reason we've put ads on this blog is to make money for all the authors to have a party. The more we make, the better the party we can have. Consider this our year end appeal much like NPR and PBS obnoxiously do. Only instead of claiming to save the planet and shit we're being honest: we want to party and buy alcohol. That is the foundation of this blog. So please, help us out and every time you visit the blog click on one of the ads. It will help us have a party. Every click literally buys us like half a beer--so do your part. The person who clicks the most ads will even be invited to the year end party (which is in July). Who knows, you might even find a cool piece of furniture from Bassett (who knew they were a thing?).

So please, help the Alcohall sell out and have a party. Hopefully you like reading this blog and you can help us out by just clicking on some weird ad every time you visit. Selling out: it's the American way.