Why would one even need cargo shorts? I guarantee you do not need those extra pockets for anything ever. If you do use them, you're probably storing candy for a later date or a new specimen for your bug/chewed gum collection, pick your poison. The only exception for cargo shorts wearers are kids who are under 10. Wearing cargo shorts with a shirt that has a poison dart frog or a dinosaur on it, that is an entirely different story. But walking around a college campus with 1090 extra pockets at your disposable makes me hate you. As a fun fact, when you search "Nantucket Red Cargo Shorts," you don't get any real cargo shorts on the first page (except for one terribly ugly pair) which is a testament to 1) cargo pants being terrible and 2) Nantucket red is a great shorts color.
Cargo nets are the best though, how else could you make an elementary school obstacle course?
You can carry more weed in them though
ReplyDeleteAndrew used to wear zip-off pants in elementary school.
ReplyDeleteI was watching the movie grown ups, and David Spades character has nantucket red cargo shorts
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