Facebook Decorum Part 3

I haven't done one of these in a while, mainly because I ran out of ideas and I might have forgotten about this segment, but another thing on facebook that really pisses me off is when people check in at locations. This pretty much falls in the category of who the fuck cares? Ohhh so and so are dinner!!!11!1, really that doesn't change anyone life about anything. Its really someone just trying to name drop, because if you actually check-in at places, you are probably a huge loser and you either A. want someone else to be a loser by association with you or B. You are with someone cool, and maybe by checking in with someone cool, you by the transitive property will also be cool. But spoiler alert, you aren't cool, everyone reaches the coolest they'll ever be by their senior year of high school, and if in college you aren't cool but act like it, you'll get figured out eventually. So basically don't check in place because it just alerts everyone one facebook that you are a big nerd and no I will not be your nerd by association.


You look about as cool as this Seahawks fan who's updating Facebook at the bar