Djokovic vs. Nadal

First of all, congratulations to the Djoker for winning the 2011 US Open, the only other worthy winner would have been Roddick. Second, the point of this post is to state how much cooler Novak is than Rafa. Rafa Nadal sucks big dick, he wears gay man capris, and the only tournement he ever plays well in is the French Open. Sick, if the best thing I ever did in my whole life was in France, I would kill myself and my friends. But lets not spend this whole thing bashing Rafa, we also have to glorfiy Djoker, as one of my gay friends said as his 8th grade yearbook quotes, "root for your teammates not against your opponents", yea that actually happened. Novak Djokovic has an amazing nicknames in the Djoker, whoever thought of that is clever as fuck. Also he is a funny guy, he goes to interviews dressed as other players and acts like them, recently he did one as Maria Sharapova, and I'm sure she gave him dome afterwards. And even if she didnt, he has a super hot Serbian model girlfriend to fullfill his needs, and since Serbia is probably a backwards country, I am sure he owns her. But probably the best part of Djoker is his on-court demeanor, he also looks like he doesn't give a fuck, compared to Nadal freaking out all the time( and Nadal looks like the king of masturbation because his left arm is so much bigger than his right). We all know the frattiest and coolest way you can act is, looking like you aren't trying and don't give a shit about something, but actually being super good at it. As Donaghy Estates likes to quote, "Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless", Djoker is really talented and just is a boss, kind of like Adam Dunn. He acts as if he is too cool to win majors, and that just adds to how awesome he is. This whole review comes from a person who doesn't give a shit about tennis either, so this really is just a review of the two men, and I think we can all agree Djoker is way cooler.

Djoker's serbian girlfriend

Nadal's Arm, he jerks off alot