World Cup of Hockey

The World Cup of Hockey Is Back

Due to the overwhelming response we received for our coverage of curling at the Sochi Olympics, we have decided to once again cover a sporting event, and this time it’s The World Cup of Hockey (WCH).

The WCH is going to be the premier sporting spectacle of 2016, because unless the Rio Olympics are as exciting as Fast 6, we aren’t going to be impressed.

There are so many nuances to the WCH and they are each going to get their own coverage, because we have 18 months to cover it all. This coverage is for the real WCH aficionados, because ESPN (who is broadcasting the WCH) will cover all of this in the 2 weeks leading up to the tournament. Our coverage is going to put you 3-steps ahead of every bozo at a late summer happy hour who thinks they know shit because they heard Barry Melrose’s late night rant about the potential of the North American young guns team. We’re going to get down and dirty, because nothing this exciting has happened in sport since Shang Tsung went for his tenth championship.

This is going to be awesome.

Not Since '96: U-S-A

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Archer Vice

With less than a week until the premiere of season 5 of Archer, it has been announced to expect big changes next Monday. Apparently, the one and only writer of the show got bored with the espionage setting and switched it to be about a drug cartel. Essentially, it will be a brand new show just with the same characters and character dynamics.

Such a radical change of premise is unheard of in popular television shows, but you can't say it's entirely unreasonable given what we've come to expect from Archer. It has been assured, however, that the running Danger Zone joke will continue as the gang heads to South America "to sell a ton of cocaine."