When it comes to most umbrellas, the bottom line is that they make everyone look stupid. You walk around with a T-Rex arm holding it up and end up looking like a marine in those old commercials with their sword up by their face, except you just have a shitty umbrella. And even worse, most umbrellas you see on a college campus are the tiniest things ever. They cover about 3/4 of your body so that when you look at your left arm, you find that its covered with water. It's impossible to stop if you're not a baby. Don't even get me started on the hassle of walking by people with their umbrellas- they're always at poke-you-in-the-eye-height.
I hate when that happens
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