Shows that shouldn't have been canceled: MADtv

SNL has been really great lately (Bill Hader's Stefon- hilarious), but even in this golden age of SNL, it still does not hold a candle to the late great MADtv. What was so great about Mad TV was its ripe parodies. What didn't it take on: the Michael Jackson trial, Anna Nicole Smith, American Idol, and even that buffoon of a president George W. Bush (he was the worst). But the best part about it the show was it's original characters. That little kid played by a grown man- priceless. All the women that Asian guy played- I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose!!!;)! You know all those characters were great, and extremely popular, because of the sheer amount of movies that they have been made into. Sure, SNL has had Wayne's World, and most recently MacGruber, but MADtv has The King's Speech, The Social Network, No Country for Old Men, and Norbit- all of which were nominated for Academy Awards. Also, MADtv was edgy- just look at how they spell their title! It's a shame Fox had to cancel this show, and it really shouldn't have been canceled. And even Comedy Central pulled the reruns of this great show. What has the world come to!? Do yourself a favor and pick up a complete season of this show, you will not be disappointed. To whet your appetite, here is just one of their hilarious skits based on original material. 

Lopez Tonight

There are a lot of nightly talk shows out there, but I am here to tell you that Lopez Tonight is the only one worth watching.  It's seriously funny, after all it's on TBS.  Conan is alright and all, but he is just the appetizer to the main Hispanic-flavored course.



Where to begin?  George Lopez is simply the best.  He is hilarious in every aspect of the word.  I hope you all saw Balls of Fury, he was in that gem of a movie.  How about Swing Vote? The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl?  At the very least, I'm sure you saw him featured in Beverly Hills Chihuahua.  If I was looking for one Mexican-American actor to put in my movie, it would surely be George Lopez.  If only he was inserted in the Zorro movies, that would have been seriously great.  I'd watch everyday as if I were 6 years old again.  Thankfully, we don't just have to look forward to new George Lopez comedies at the box office.  Because he has a nightly show, we can all get our daily dose of George.  My only grievance with George is that he didn't like the show Cavemen; in fact, he should've been on it!

Let's finish with this hilarious George Lopez clip featuring my other favorite, Arsenio Hall!

The Governator

Stan Lee and Arnold Schwarzenegger are teaming up for a comic book that is really called "The Governator." It is apparently about Arnold being a real superhero after he leaves the governors office. This is really great. The worst thing Arnold ever did was become governor, even though it was hilarious that he actually won. It was bad though because he no longer made awesome movies. Even in the worst movie ever made, Batman and Robin, he stole the show. We've already shown you all of his ice puns: hilarious. I'm glad Arnold isn't governor anymore so he can do shit like this, and hopefully it will lead to a new superhero movie that he stars in. Or he could pull a Stallone and make sequels to all his movies even though he's super old now- I'd still watch. Unless it was Kindergarten Cop 2.

Baseball: Another Prediction

I feel different than Deacon about baseball starting, as I am very excited. While he's right that it really doesn't matter yet, it is still great that this sport is back, and I can't wait to go to any baseball game, as tailgating, then drinking lots more in the stadium while eating a lot is a great time. So here's to the great American Summer pastime, and here are my predictions:
NL East: Braves
NL Central: Brewers
NL West: Giants
NL WC: Phillies
AL East: Red Sox
AL Central: White Sox
AL West: Athletics
AL WC: Yankees

This video is stupid but hilarious, and Ron Artest is crazy

Suprising Geeds

This edition of Suprising Geeds I'd like to talk about anyone who plays Beruit or Beer Pong professionally. Yes, some of you may be thinking that is a dream job, being able to drink and get paid for it. Yes, its awesome that they own a bar in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia but owning a bar and being a professional beer pong player are alot different. This guys are the biggest group of majds in the world. They are allowed to lean like crazy and they take the fun out of the game. Drinking games are made in order to facilate college kids drinking in a faster manner than just drinking beer out of cans. But these nerds play with water, because they are scared to get sick. Fuck you, if you are scared of getting sick. I don't care if the water cup is somehow covered in dust and hair, thats how you fucking play. If you don't want the ball on the ground, make the fucking cup or just catch it like an athlete and not like a nerd. Plus more often than not they have really gay names like "Cup Crusher" guaranteed that guy has no friends. So don't go professional at beer pong, get a real job like a not majd. And make enough money where you and your friends can afford to play beer pong whenever you want and it won't matter.

here is an article on professional beer pong: http://www.idsnews.com/news/story.aspx?id=80725

look at that lean and all those geeds

Baseball Opening Day

To be honest I don't really care about baseball starting, the first few months don't really matter. Yankees fans will be upset because Tex will hit like 150, and I'm really not that worried about.
My predictions are:
AL East: Yankees
AL Central: Twins
AL West: Angels
Wildcard: Red Sox
NL East: Phillies
NL Central: Cardinals
NL West: Giants
Wildcard: Atlanta Braves

But if that doesn't get you excited for baseball season, nothing will

New 2 round mock draft

even though there is a lock out, the NFL draft is still coming. And I will still watch it and make fun of Mel Kiper.
http://www.draftcountdown.com/sub/Mock-Draft-A.php

Cargo Shorts

Everyone hates cargo shorts, this I know.  But it's really been on my mind today, cargo shorts (and pants, I'm looking at you too) are literally the worst things of all time.  Today, while going about my usual routine, I realized that two people who bother me both were wearing cargo shorts today.  No wonder they are so annoying, they are the cargo shorts type.  Cargo short people themselves are pretty diverse - the ones today were Indian and Jewish, as some insight.  However, they are united by their passion for pockets and their astounding ability to be annoying.

Why would one even need cargo shorts? I guarantee you do not need those extra pockets for anything ever.  If you do use them, you're probably storing candy for a later date or a new specimen for your bug/chewed gum collection, pick your poison.  The only exception for cargo shorts wearers are kids who are under 10.  Wearing cargo shorts with a shirt that has a poison dart frog or a dinosaur on it, that is an entirely different story.  But walking around a college campus with 1090 extra pockets at your disposable makes me hate you.  As a fun fact, when you search "Nantucket Red Cargo Shorts," you don't get any real cargo shorts on the first page (except for one terribly ugly pair) which is a testament to 1) cargo pants being terrible and 2) Nantucket red is a great shorts color.

Cargo nets are the best though, how else could you make an elementary school obstacle course?

Darty?

In the past month or so the term "Darty" has risen to prominence and let me be the first to say that I do not condone its use. Darty is a way to shorten day party and make it a clever name I guess. Now I am a huge fan of day parties, really there isn't much better than drinking outside, but darty is just stupid. Also I do like shortening names, like calling beruit, ruit instead.  What do you call a party at night, a narty? No, no one would ever fucking say that. But I think whats more important is that spring is here and day parties are the best, but darties are the worst.

The Dark Knight Rises

http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/956-what-do-we-need-to-know-about-alberto-falcone-joseph-gordon-levitts-character-in-the-dark-knight-rises?nc

This article reveals that Joseph Gordon-Levitt, of Inception and Ten Things I Hate About You fame, will be the villain in the new batman movie I am a big fan of all things Christopher Nolan and his current batman franchise and I hope this one lives up to the haunting performance of Heath Ledger. Also Tom Hardy ,who playes Eames in Inception who was in my opinion the best character, will play Bane and I bet that is awesome and unlike the Bane from the recent shitty batman movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and George Clooney.

even though Mr. Freeze did give us these gems